Click to enlargeFunny Drinking T-shirts

These are our
drinking T-shirts
... bottoms up !


Our drinking T-shirts are great to wear, as well as give as gifts. These drinking T-shirts will keep everyone laughing, including the person wearing them.
Drink to your health with
a drinking T-shirt from WIZtees.com !


Our drinking T-shirts are printed
on 100% cotton T-shirts and are available in sizes S - 3XL




DRINK BEFORE YOU THINK
DRINK BEFORE YOU THINK

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I said "NO" to drugs but they just wouldn't listen
I said "NO" to drugs but they just wouldn't listen

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dilution is the solution to pollution
dilution is the solution to pollution

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I agree with drug testing which one should we test tonight ?
I agree with drug testing which one should we test tonight ?

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Kiss me I'm smashed
Kiss me I'm smashed

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beer ... it does a belly good
beer ... it does a belly good

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I scored high on my drug test
I scored high on my drug test

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can you beer me now ?
can you beer me now ?

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Jack-in-Detox
Jack-in-Detox

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born to party forced to work
born to party forced to work

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poke smot
poke smot

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rehab is for quitters
rehab is for quitters

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got beer ?
got beer ?

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I fear no beer
I fear no beer

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I'm not drunk I'm soberly impaired
I'm not drunk I'm soberly impaired

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one tequila two tequila three tequila floor
one tequila two tequila three tequila floor

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beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder
beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder

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this is not a beer belly ... it’s the fuel tank for my sex machine
this is not a beer belly ... it’s the fuel tank for my sex machine

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I don't jog ... it makes the ice jump  right out of the glass
I don't jog ... it makes the ice jump right out of the glass

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I’m trying to graduate with a 4.0 ... blood alcohol level !
I’m trying to graduate with a 4.0 ... blood alcohol level !

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zero to naked in 6.2 beers
zero to naked in 6.2 beers

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who said beer won’t make you smart ... it made Bud wiser
who said beer won’t make you smart ... it made Bud wiser

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beer ... the breakfast  of champions
beer ... the breakfast of champions

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beer ... it’s not just for  breakfast anymore
beer ... it’s not just for breakfast anymore

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I have a problem  with drinking ...  two hands and only one mouth
I have a problem with drinking ... two hands and only one mouth

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take me drunk I’m home
take me drunk I’m home

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I see drunk people
I see drunk people

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I drink to make  people like you  more interesting
I drink to make people like you more interesting

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never drink and drive ...  you might spill some
never drink and drive ... you might spill some

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I’m not as drunk  as you look
I’m not as drunk as you look

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our drinking team has a football problem
our drinking team has a football problem

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I’d rather have a  bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

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start drinking at 9 am ... it’s gotta be  happy hour somewhere
start drinking at 9 am ... it’s gotta be happy hour somewhere

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Liquor in the front    Poker in the rear
Liquor in the front Poker in the rear

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instant idiot  ... just add alcohol
instant idiot ... just add alcohol

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I killed a six-pack just to watch it die
I killed a six-pack just to watch it die

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TEQUILA ... have you hugged your toilet today ?
TEQUILA ... have you hugged your toilet today ?

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time is never wasted when you are wasted all the time
time is never wasted when you are wasted all the time

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BEER ... helping white guys dance since 1837
BEER ... helping white guys dance since 1837

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plan for the future ... buy two cases of beer
plan for the future ... buy two cases of beer

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menace to sobriety
menace to sobriety

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I scored high on my drug test
I scored high on my drug test

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can you beer me now ?
can you beer me now ?

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Why can't we all just get a bong ?
Why can't we all just get a bong ?

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instant redneck ... just add beer
instant redneck ... just add beer

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beer ... it does a belly good
beer ... it does a belly good

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