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| DRINK BEFORE YOU THINK Regular price: $17.95 SALE PRICE: $9.95 | | | I said "NO" to drugs but they just wouldn't listen Regular price: $17.95 SALE PRICE: $9.95 | ||
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| I scored high on my drug test Regular price: $17.95 SALE PRICE: $9.95 | | | can you beer me now ? Regular price: $17.95 SALE PRICE: $9.95 | ||
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| Jack-in-Detox Regular price: $17.95 SALE PRICE: $9.95 | | | born to party forced to work Regular price: $17.95 SALE PRICE: $9.95 | ||
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| I don't jog ... it makes the ice jump right out of the glass Regular price: $17.95 SALE PRICE: $9.95 | | | I’m trying to graduate with a 4.0 ... blood alcohol level ! Regular price: $17.95 SALE PRICE: $9.95 | ||
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| beer ... the breakfast of champions Regular price: $17.95 SALE PRICE: $9.95 | | | beer ... it’s not just for breakfast anymore Regular price: $17.95 SALE PRICE: $9.95 | ||
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| I have a problem with drinking ... two hands and only one mouth Regular price: $17.95 SALE PRICE: $9.95 | | | take me drunk I’m home Regular price: $17.95 SALE PRICE: $9.95 | ||
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| never drink and drive ... you might spill some Regular price: $17.95 SALE PRICE: $9.95 | | | I’m not as drunk as you look Regular price: $17.95 SALE PRICE: $9.95 | ||
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| start drinking at 9 am ... it’s gotta be happy hour somewhere Regular price: $17.95 SALE PRICE: $9.95 | | | Liquor in the front Poker in the rear Regular price: $17.95 SALE PRICE: $9.95 | ||
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| TEQUILA ... have you hugged your toilet today ? Regular price: $17.95 SALE PRICE: $9.95 | | | time is never wasted when you are wasted all the time Regular price: $17.95 SALE PRICE: $9.95 | ||
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| BEER ... helping white guys dance since 1837 Regular price: $17.95 SALE PRICE: $9.95 | | | plan for the future ... buy two cases of beer Regular price: $17.95 SALE PRICE: $9.95 | ||
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| menace to sobriety Regular price: $17.95 SALE PRICE: $9.95 | | | I scored high on my drug test Regular price: $17.95 SALE PRICE: $9.95 | ||
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| can you beer me now ? Regular price: $17.95 SALE PRICE: $9.95 | | | Why can't we all just get a bong ? Regular price: $17.95 SALE PRICE: $9.95 | ||
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| instant redneck ... just add beer Regular price: $17.95 SALE PRICE: $9.95 | | | beer ... it does a belly good Regular price: $17.95 SALE PRICE: $9.95 | ||
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