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 |  | taste the fire
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 |  | It's a family affair
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 |  | I saw you looking
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 |  | I’M A SUBLIMINAL MESSENGER eat me, eat me, eat me, eat me
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 |  | I have a B.A. in B.S.
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 |  | MAINE you can’t get there from here
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 |  | I have too much blood in my alcohol system
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 |  | I don’t skinny dip I chunky dunk
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 |  | I love geeks
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 |  | beneath my fly there’s a rising steelhead !
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 |  | cunning linguist
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 |  | Harmful to Virgins
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 |  | I love reality shows I hate reality !
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 |  | I'm much hotter on the internet
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