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REAL GIRLS EAT MEAT
REAL GIRLS EAT MEAT

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weapon of mass seduction
weapon of mass seduction

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IHTFP
IHTFP

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I’m probably lying
I’m probably lying

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delightfully tacky ... yet unrefined
delightfully tacky ... yet unrefined

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tit for tat ?
tit for tat ?

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VOTE EARLY  VOTE OFTEN
VOTE EARLY VOTE OFTEN

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IT'S THE ECONOMY STUPID … AGAIN !
IT'S THE ECONOMY STUPID … AGAIN !

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OUT OF IRAQ … ELECT BARACK
OUT OF IRAQ … ELECT BARACK

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FIND OF OSAMA … ELECT OBAMA
FIND OF OSAMA … ELECT OBAMA

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DO NOT DISTURB … I'M DISTURBED ENOUGH
DO NOT DISTURB … I'M DISTURBED ENOUGH

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HOOAH
HOOAH

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enjoys calculus
enjoys calculus

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goody 2 shoes
goody 2 shoes

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I do stupid human tricks
I do stupid human tricks

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what the fuss
what the fuss

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taste the fire
taste the fire

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You can't scare me... I have a two year old
You can't scare me... I have a two year old

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It's a family affair
It's a family affair

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only 10 calories per serving
only 10 calories per serving

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no one knows the trouble I've been
no one knows the trouble I've been

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I'm the lucky one
I'm the lucky one

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I saw you looking
I saw you looking

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It’s not about the chest, it’s about the booty !
It’s not about the chest, it’s about the booty !

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pity sex gladly accepted
pity sex gladly accepted

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glutton for punishment
glutton for punishment

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I’M A SUBLIMINAL MESSENGER eat me, eat me, eat me, eat me
I’M A SUBLIMINAL MESSENGER eat me, eat me, eat me, eat me

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I’m naked under this shirt
I’m naked under this shirt

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itty bitty titties
itty bitty titties

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MANURE OCCURETH !
MANURE OCCURETH !

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Master of my domain
Master of my domain

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no outfit is complete without a few cat hairs
no outfit is complete without a few cat hairs

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stupid is as stupid does
stupid is as stupid does

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woulda, coulda, shoulda
woulda, coulda, shoulda

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Who needs BIG TITS with an ASS like mine
Who needs BIG TITS with an ASS like mine

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Boozers are Losers
Boozers are Losers

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boys don’t last tattoos do
boys don’t last tattoos do

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go ahead and keep smoking ... I want you to die
go ahead and keep smoking ... I want you to die

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I have a B.A. in B.S.
I have a B.A. in B.S.

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I’ll call I SWEAR !!!
I’ll call I SWEAR !!!

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I’m bad with names. Can I just call you dumb @$$ ?
I’m bad with names. Can I just call you dumb @$$ ?

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I mow your Mom’s lawn
I mow your Mom’s lawn

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IOWA nothing to do since 1772
IOWA nothing to do since 1772

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LOS ANGELES California’s Dirty South
LOS ANGELES California’s Dirty South

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MAINE you can’t get there from here
MAINE you can’t get there from here

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many positions to fill
many positions to fill

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NEBRASKA wanna play twister ?
NEBRASKA wanna play twister ?

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no money no car no chance
no money no car no chance

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plays well with D-Cups
plays well with D-Cups

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Puerto Rico no snow, no taxes, no problem
Puerto Rico no snow, no taxes, no problem

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UTAH spread the love
UTAH spread the love

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with a shirt like this who needs pants ?
with a shirt like this who needs pants ?

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Your Mom's HOT
Your Mom's HOT

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pillow talk is extra
pillow talk is extra

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please come again
please come again

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coming soon
coming soon

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eye candy
eye candy

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glutton for punishment
glutton for punishment

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man candy
man candy

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wet t-shirt finalist
wet t-shirt finalist

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Terminate the TERMINATOR
Terminate the TERMINATOR

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Bourbon Cowboy
Bourbon Cowboy

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full frontal nerdity
full frontal nerdity

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I have too much blood in my alcohol system
I have too much blood in my alcohol system

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MARY QUEEN OF  SCOTCH
MARY QUEEN OF SCOTCH

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Mullet Fever
Mullet Fever

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single and disease free
single and disease free

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cold on the outside hot on the inside
cold on the outside hot on the inside

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Just Another Sexy, Bald Guy
Just Another Sexy, Bald Guy

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single
single

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Silly Boys, TRUCKS are for Girls.
Silly Boys, TRUCKS are for Girls.

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I don’t skinny dip I chunky dunk
I don’t skinny dip I chunky dunk

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Thats it! Everybody gets a timeout
Thats it! Everybody gets a timeout

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I love geeks
I love geeks

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Yeah I’m old. But at least I made it.
Yeah I’m old. But at least I made it.

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beneath my fly there’s a rising steelhead !
beneath my fly there’s a rising steelhead !

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boobies make me smile
boobies make me smile

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cunning linguist
cunning linguist

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good to the last drop
good to the last drop

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Harmful to Virgins
Harmful to Virgins

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I’ll be using THESE to my advantage
I’ll be using THESE to my advantage

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I love reality shows I hate reality !
I love reality shows I hate reality !

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I’m a highly evolved person * * not valid in Georgia
I’m a highly evolved person * * not valid in Georgia

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I'm much hotter on the internet
I'm much hotter on the internet

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eatin ain't cheatin
eatin ain't cheatin

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